Daddy Gamer, Mummy Gamer, Master Gamer and Little Miss Gamer are playing a game of Monopoly together.
Daddy Gamer is deliberately buying no property at all throughout the whole game because it “rewards 5 achievement points.”
A short while into the game, one of the dice gets lost underneath the sofa and Miss Gamer starts screaming and shouting that “this game is such a buggy piece of crap!”
Mummy Gamer rolls a double three times in a row but doesn’t realise that this means she must go to jail. “LOL – u r such a gay noob!” says Daddy Gamer (who spent 2 hours before the game reading tactical guides and wiki pages to prepare) and everyone starts pointing at her and laughing.
Little Miss Gamer takes a Chance card and is told to pay money for each house and hotel that she owns. She refuses to pay shouting that the card is “totally OP and needs a nerf!”
At the end, Mummy Gamer is declared winner but soon after overturns the board shouting “OMG WTF NO LOOT?!?!”