{"id":81,"date":"2014-03-16T12:58:34","date_gmt":"2014-03-16T12:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bennish.net\/blog\/?p=81"},"modified":"2020-10-30T23:49:59","modified_gmt":"2020-10-30T23:49:59","slug":"the-gamer-family-play-monopoly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bennish.net\/blog\/2014\/03\/the-gamer-family-play-monopoly\/","title":{"rendered":"The Gamer family play Monopoly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bennish.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/monopoly_medium_11513424364.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-103\" alt=\"monopoly_medium_11513424364\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bennish.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/monopoly_medium_11513424364-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bennish.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/monopoly_medium_11513424364-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bennish.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/monopoly_medium_11513424364.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Daddy Gamer, Mummy Gamer, Master Gamer and Little Miss Gamer are playing a game of Monopoly together.<\/p>\n<p>Daddy Gamer is deliberately buying no property at all throughout the whole game because it <em>&#8220;rewards 5 achievement points.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->A short while into the game, one of the dice gets lost underneath the sofa and Miss Gamer starts screaming and shouting that <em>&#8220;this game is such a buggy piece of crap!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Mummy Gamer rolls a double three times in a row but doesn&#8217;t realise that this means she must go to jail.\u00a0 <em>&#8220;LOL &#8211; u r such a gay noob!&#8221;<\/em> says Daddy Gamer\u00a0(who spent 2 hours before the game reading tactical guides and wiki pages to prepare) and everyone starts pointing at her and laughing.<\/p>\n<p>Little Miss Gamer takes a Chance card and is told to pay money for each house and hotel that she owns.\u00a0 She refuses to pay shouting that the card is <em>&#8220;totally OP and needs a nerf!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>At the end, Mummy Gamer is declared winner but soon after overturns the board shouting &#8220;OMG WTF NO LOOT?!?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>( photo credit: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/wwarby\/11513424364\/\">wwarby<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/photopin.com\">photopin<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/2.0\/\">cc )<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daddy Gamer, Mummy Gamer, Master Gamer and Little Miss Gamer are playing a game of Monopoly together. Daddy Gamer is deliberately buying no property at all throughout the whole game because it &#8220;rewards 5 achievement points.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"templates\/template-full-width.php","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[31],"tags":[37,36],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bennish.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bennish.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bennish.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bennish.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bennish.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/www.bennish.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":186,"href":"https:\/\/www.bennish.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions\/186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bennish.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bennish.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bennish.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}